I walked into a Prada boutique with that horrible chequerboard flooring not so long ago and was greeted by a sales assistant who tried to flog me nylon jackets that were 2 grand and up. I just don’t get their menswear, nearly everything was black, boxy and made of synthetics with that stupid triangle plaque, like a terrible imitation of acronym or something. The only other piece was a horrendously overpriced woollen overcoat that at least looked decent. No one would buy their plastic bags if it didn’t have their badge on it. I pointed out that when you pay that much, the least you would expect are great natural fabrics and good hand feel…the salesgirl mumbled a confused reply…