Worst song/lyrics you've ever heard

[jets to brazil]

the lyrics to calle ocho by pitbull are pretty wtf but i still love it

one-two-three-four
Uno-do'-tres-cuatro (Woooo-ooo!)

6 to tha clock, on my way to the top uh,
Pit got it locked from brews to the locker,
All I.P uh, big and packer,
That he's not, but damn he's hot,
label fly but Pit wont stop,
got her in the car, quit playin' with his (Como?)
watch him make a movie like Alba Hitch Hock, ha Enjoy Me

[Chorus]:

I know you want me (want me)
you know I want cha (want cha)
I know you want me
you know I want cha (want cha)
I know you want me (want me)
you know I want cha (want cha)
I know you want me
You know I want cha (want cha)

one-two-three-four
Uno-do'-tres-cuatro

Rumba (Si)
Ella quiere su Rumba (Como?)
Rumba (Si)
Ella quiere su Rumba (Como?)

Si es verdad que tu ere guapa,
Yo te voy a poner gozar
Tu tiene la boca grande
dale ponte a jugar (Como)


one-two-three-four
Uno-do'-tres-cuatro (Woooo-ooo!)

[Verse 2]:

Mami got an *** like a donkey, with a monkey,
look like King Kong, welcome to the crib,
305 thats what it is,
with a woman down ya s*** dont play games,
they up the chain, and they let her do everythang and anythang, hit tha thang
and they love it gettin' it in, gettin' on,
all night long (Dale)

[Chorus]:

I know you want me (want me)
you know I want cha (want cha)
I know you want me
you know I want cha (want cha)
I know you want me (want me)
you know I want cha (want cha)
I know you want me
You know I want cha (want cha)

one-two-three-four
Uno-do'-tres-cuatro

Rumba (Si)
Ella quiere su Rumba (Como?)
Rumba (Si)
Ella quiere su Rumba (Como?)

Si es verdad que tu ere guapa,
Yo te voy a poner gozar
Tu tiene la boca grande
dale ponte a jugar (Como)

one-two-three-four
Uno-do'-tres-cuatro

[Verse 3]:

Baby you can get it, if you win it we can play,
baby I got cribs, I got condos we can stay,
even got a king size matress we can lay,
baby I dont care, I dont care, what they say

 

[Squizree]

^ I HATE that song. WIth a STRONG STRONG STRONG passion. The guy sounds like the BIGGEST creep ever.

 

[shimmysugar]

^yes, plus Miley Cyrus!

it's given that she's in that line up but to me she's like voldemort #3.
{paris hilton is #1 and perez hilton is #2)
LMAO

 

[ckgirlbr]

^

 

[Verene]

Fergie's London Bridge?? I don't understand the song, except the part where she sings "I'm dancing like a ho" which is crystal clear.

 

[Squizree]

lol "London Bridge" isn't referring to the architectural piece in UK, its something much dirtier. Look it up

 

[Karen0193]

^ I didnt knew that, I've always thought that the song was stupid !! Squizree, please explain!!
Calle Ocho's lyrics in spanish are really bad also.

 

[StoneSkipper]

Worst lyrics: "The Balkan Girls" by Elena Gheorge [Eurovision anyone? ]

The Balkan girls, they like to party
Like nobody, like nobody

It's time for me to unwind
I'm gonna start my weekend with gin tonic and lime
My girls take me for a ride
Ready to party and looking so fine

I wonder if beyond this
There could be something better
'Cause I feel so good tonight
Don't wanna end this night

The Balkan girls, they like to party
Like nobody, like nobody
(For crowd delight we'll shine all night)
The Balkan girls, they like to party
Like nobody, like nobody
(For crowd delight we'll shine all night)

My hips are ready to glow
This record is so hot and I have so much to show
I'll find a boy for a kiss
Who knows, maybe he'll be my prince

I wonder if beyond this
There could be something better
'Cause I feel so good tonight
Don't wanna end this night

The Balkan girls, they like to party
Like nobody, like nobody
(For crowd delight we'll shine all night)
The Balkan girls, they like to party
Like nobody, like nobody
(For crowd delight we'll shine all night)

(You've gotta live your life...)
If you're a little by doubt
What love is about
And if you're a lonely baby
Just open your mind, you're one of a kind
You've got to live your life...

The Balkan girls, they like to party
Like nobody, like nobody
(For crowd delight we'll shine all night)
The Balkan girls, they like to party
Like nobody, like nobody
(for crowd delight we`ll shine all night)

The Balkan girls, they like to party
Like nobody, like nobody
(For crowd delight we'll shine all night)
The Balkan girls, they like to party
Like nobody, like nobody
(For crowd delight we'll shine all night)

Nonsense, nonsense, nonsense

For worst song, "Breathing Your Love" by Darin & Kat DeLuna.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytQH8w90fG4

 

[Squizree]

^ I didnt knew that, I've always thought that the song was stupid !! Squizree, please explain!!
Calle Ocho's lyrics in spanish are really bad also.

lol London Bridge is a sex position. And Fergie is saying "How come everytime you come around my London Bridge wanna go down?" meaning "How come when you come around I wanna do a London Bridge with you?" lol not the friendliest lyrics.

 

[Verene]

^ I looked up London Bridge and I cannot figure out how that position works. Maybe I should remain ignorant to this.

 

[Squizree]

It's quite difficult to pull off but with enough practice it should be easy as pie

 

[FashionPower]

Oh gosh!!
London Bridge is one of my favorite Fergie's song!
I used to sing that everytime...what a shame

 

[Squizree]

lol I actually love the song too. It has a really good beat to it. But Fergie's lyrics just arent very......child-friendly.

 

[FashionPower]

The worst song I've ever heard is probably Tila Tequila's "I love you"
I listened it for the first time when her reality show was aired here in Italy,I was like this girl is CRAAZY

Cuz I'm the crazy bi*ch that's runnin' the game,
Cuz I'm the crazy bi*ch that's callin' your name.
Cuz I'm the crazy bi*ch, I ain't got no shame.
I will fu*k you up!
You neva thought (nope),
That a bi*ch like me.
Would fu*k you up,
If you cannot please.
So you betta bow down,
And get on ya knees.
Pore tha diamonds out,
Gimme what I need.

By the way I love the song!It's just SO crazy

 

[Squizree]

Tila Tequila is basically garbage on legs. The word "trashy" is quite literal here.

Also I cant stand the rubbish that comes from those Pussycat Sluts. Including the song containing the lyrics from your signature FashionPower lol

 

[FashionPower]

Better change my signature then

 

[StoneSkipper]

"Patron Tequilla" by the Paradiso Girls

[Intro - Lil' Jon]
Let's go
Hey
What's happening?
We drinking tonight girl
Drink tonight with me
Let's drink


Hey girl where's your drink?
We goin' all get real drunk tonight
Hey girl I got puff, we can all get f*cked up tonight
And by the end of the night I'ma have u drunk and throwing up
And by the end of the night I'ma have you so f*cked up

You said "What you're drinking?"
"Let me buy you a couple of rounds"
And I said "What you're thinking?" (Yeah)
Like the type of girl to get down
But I can party with you (Uh-huh)
And bring my girls aside (Uh-huh)
To the bar, tell 'em "bring the ice"
And let 'em know I'm on a Patron

I'm off Patron Tequila
I'm drunk in margaritas
That Patron Tequila
Me and my mamacita

Hey girl where's your drink?
We goin' all get real drunk tonight
Hey girl, I got puff, we can all get f*cked up tonight
And by the end of the night
I'ma have you drunk and throwing up
And by the end of the night
I'ma have you so f*cked up

And now the party heated
'Cause they got it hot fillin' the club
I'm feeling so concited (Yeah)
'Cause everybody is giving their love
Now hold up, wait a minute
'Cause my cup is going empty
I need someone to re-fill me
I'm trying to get drunk

I'm off Patron Tequila
I'm drunk in margaritas
That Patron Tequila
Me and my mamacita

Hey girl where's your drink?
We goin' all get real drunk tonight
Hey girl, I got puff, we can all get f*cked up tonight
And by the end of the night
I'ma have you drunk and throwing Up
And by the end of the night
I'ma have you so f*cked up

Who wanna get f*cked up?
I do, I do
Who wanna get f*cked up?
I do, I do
Who wanna get drunk?
Who wanna get drunk?

Who wanna get f*cked up?
I do, I do
Who wanna get f*cked up?
I do, I do
Who wanna get drunk?
Me
Who wanna get drunk?

I'm off Patron Tequila
I'm drunk in margaritas
That Patron Tequila
Me and my mamacita

Hey girl where's your drink?
We goin' all get real drunk tonight
Hey girl, I got puff, we can all get f*cked up tonight
And by the end of the night
I'ma have you drunk and throwing Up
And by the end of the night
I'ma have you so f*cked up

Put your drinks up
put your drinks up
put your drinks up
put your drinks up

I'm off Patron Tequila
I'm drunk in margaritas
That Patron Tequila
Me and my mamacita

I love that song, but those aren't the best lyrics

 

[ckgirlbr]

I'm kind of glad I don't know any of those songs

 

[Squizree]

Better change my signature then

Ok now I REALLY like your signature. That song is so addictive.

 

[shimmysugar]

"Patron Tequilla" by the Paradiso Girls

I love that song, but those aren't the best lyrics

the beat is awesome! i love that song too! heehee